BREAKFAST ON TRIAL:The Case of the Missing Person Updates

You come to social media crying: “Help us find Uncle John! He left the house in slippers, no phone, no ID—just vibes!”

We panic. We share. We turn into FBI agents. Then weeks later, you hit us with: “He has been found. Thanks for the prayers.”

EXCUSE ME?? No details?? No “where was he?” No “what happened?” Nothing?! Just vibes AGAIN?!

So today, we put this on trial: Do you OWE us an explanation, or should we just mind our business and go back to scrolling?