BREAKFAST ON TRIAL:The Case of the Missing Person Updates

You come to social media crying: “Help us find Uncle John! He left the house in slippers, no phone, no ID—just vibes!” 😭

We panic. We share. We turn into FBI agents. Then weeks later, you hit us with: “He has been found. Thanks for the prayers.” 😐

EXCUSE ME?? No details?? No “where was he?” No “what happened?” Nothing?! Just vibes AGAIN?!

⚖️ So today, we put this on trial: Do you OWE us an explanation, or should we just mind our business and go back to scrolling?